I Like Ghostbusters More Than You by Superpowerless
I’m not going to see my coffee mug for another week.
Which is odd, seeing as I quit caffeine.
Doesn’t make sense?
I know. It shouldn’t. It’s pretty dumb, really.
I had to work right after school today, meaning I took a bus downtown the second after the bell rings.
But before all that, I was at home, getting ready to attend said school.
And as I was leaving, my mother shouts out to me “Don’t forget your coffee!”
I turn around and look at the counter. Whaddaya know. My mug is sitting there all enticing-like. Fuck that bitch
“But I haven’t had coffee for two weeks, mom. I’m off coffee.”
“What? Really? I thought you had some everyday? Well I already got it all ready for you, so just take it”
*sigh*
I sat with it in my lap the entire bus ride to school, planning to make my friend drink it for me
Cause I was off coffee.
But that damned caffeine was calling to me.
So by the end of first period, my mug was empty.
Then school was out. And I was like,
“Fuck. I already have five books in my bag, and another in my hands. I can’t possibly lug my coffee mug around with me on the bus & my entire shift. Fuck that. I’m leaving it in my locker.”
So I did.
Now I regret it.
Cause even though I’m off coffee, I miss my mug.
