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I Like Ghostbusters More Than You by Superpowerless

I’m not going to see my coffee mug for another week.

Which is odd, seeing as I quit caffeine.

Doesn’t make sense?

I know. It shouldn’t. It’s pretty dumb, really.

I had to work right after school today, meaning I took a bus downtown the second after the bell rings.

But before all that, I was at home, getting ready to attend said school.

And as I was leaving, my mother shouts out to me “Don’t forget your coffee!”

I turn around and look at the counter. Whaddaya know. My mug is sitting there all enticing-like. Fuck that bitch

“But I haven’t had coffee for two weeks, mom. I’m off coffee.”

“What? Really? I thought you had some everyday? Well I already got it all ready for you, so just take it”

*sigh*

I sat with it in my lap the entire bus ride to school, planning to make my friend drink it for me

Cause I was off coffee.

But that damned caffeine was calling to me.

So by the end of first period, my mug was empty.

Then school was out. And I was like,

“Fuck. I already have five books in my bag, and another in my hands. I can’t possibly lug my coffee mug around with me on the bus & my entire shift. Fuck that. I’m leaving it in my locker.”

So I did.

Now I regret it.

Cause even though I’m off coffee, I miss my mug.